Subculture Spectator Gifts

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Joined at the hipster.

"He's gone goth"

"Hipsters"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

The Grim Rapper

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Let's stop for a second while my assistant brings me a stiff drink."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Two for Joy."

Bad business inc.

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

Cybervegan Caf

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"Don't call me ska face!"

'Ooh look, you've got a free lucky horseshoe with your giant meatballs.'

Teddy boy's picnic

"Hillary Clinton feels that sinners stigmatises people, so from now on, we're to call you service users."

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

"You've been eating that 'special' grass again, haven't you?"

"I'm your hip replacement."

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

"You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote."

The New Ager

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."