Subculture Aficionados Gifts

'Hmmm... right, Wednesday, I've got 10:00 available...' - '...or I could reschedule my submissive at 11:00... yeah...' - 'Yeah... it's fine... no... he'll take it like a good little worm... ha, ha... okay... bye!'

"He's gone goth"

"Hipsters"

Joined at the hipster.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Punkins

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Ether Island

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Ghosts from around the world

The Grim Rapper

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"Two for Joy."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

Cybervegan Caf

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

"Don't call me ska face!"

Teddy boy's picnic

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

New Milks

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

Second-to-last of the Mohicans...

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."