Subculture Connoisseurs Gifts

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."

"Hipsters"

Joined at the hipster.

"He's gone goth"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Who's the new guy?'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Punkins

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Ether Island

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

The Grim Rapper

Ghosts from around the world

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

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Marilyn Manson Fan.

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Two for Joy."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

Cybervegan Caf

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

Jewish Deep Thinker

Teddy boy's picnic

Liptops in Stock.

'How would you like a taste of civilization?'

"Don't call me ska face!"

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

"I'm your hip replacement."