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"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."

"He's gone goth"

"Hipsters"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

'Who's the new guy?'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

The Grim Rapper

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"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'How would you like a taste of civilization?'

Jewish Deep Thinker

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

Liptops in Stock.

"Don't call me ska face!"

Teddy boy's picnic

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'