Subculture Aficionado Gifts

Planties

Secret Hand Signals of the Initiated - Then and Now.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Selfie

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Hipsters"

Joined at the hipster.

"He's gone goth"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Hoxton map.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Bernard Levin

The Grim Rapper

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Easter Island

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Pagan God in church, "He's asking for political asylum."

'How God invented polish'

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

The Month of April