Historical Parody Fan Gifts

"He takes the whole fun out of it."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

"Bonk!"

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

The Second Fall of Man.r

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

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