Cultural History Buff Gifts

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Orangeman

"Just saying, but if a boomerang hasn't come back after five weeks, chances are it's not coming back."

'What's happening? No flowers, no beards, no bell bottoms..?'

'Granddad was a hippie before he became a baker!'

"Well, yes, I do have an Egyptian accent but that is because I was born and raised there."

Tuareg discuss the merits of an 'O' gauge locomotive.

'Sorry, but your Yugo needs imported parts, and Yugoslavia is gone.'

Frederic Chopin

National Pottery Live

Easter Island Heads Bathrooms.

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

Ludwig van Beethoven

Little boy dragon

"I don't have the heart to tell him. His entire art collection is fakes."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."