Northern Heritage Fan Gifts

'You must be the angel of the north.'

Senior Jeopardy!

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Crap others threw out

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

God's Double Whammy.

Angels making snow humans

Loch Ness Monster

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Little boy dragon

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Right Here

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

You're not a little girl anymore

Yale shadow

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

The boys and I decided to get revenge on Congress by buying their web browsing histories. What "boys"? You have "boys," Mort? Of course. Every week I get together with fellow WWII and Korean War Vets, and we play poker, watch "Three Stooges" movie reels ... plot to retake government from the younger stupider generations ... There was a whole lot of stupidity in your generation's leaders too, Mort. Yes ... but our stupidity was a lot classier.

Is there anything wrong, doctor? I thought drum solos went out with the 1960s.

"One moment while Mommy waxes nostalgic."

Mr. Tater Tot

"When I was your age I had to go out and mark my territory to send a message."

Sightseeing Bus

"Still pretty liberal."

"Just what the hell kind of Viking are you"

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

People queuing outside the Millennium Dome to use it as diving board into the Thames

Snowflake

"Our parent's generation had it rough. They had dry cleaning bills."