Monument Enthusiast Pillows

'At least yours looks something like you.'

The Architects Behind the Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Our new security measures have virtually eliminated thefts in the park.'

"Not funny, Chico!"

Statue Selfie

Mount Rashimore

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'StoneHENGE?! I thought you said build Stone HENS!!'

'She was one special cow!'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"Give me your tired, your poor, and those goddamn selfie sticks before I drop my torch on your heads."

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

'It's my only indulgence.'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

'What planning permission?' ( STONEHENGE )

'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'

Mount Rushmoai

Easter Island gaze.

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Juggler and Illusionist

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Veterans Day '20

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.