Monument Appreciators Pillows

Shy, modest,unassuming.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Redecorating Easter Island.

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I think I'm lost."

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Mt. Tushmore

Stonehenge Ticket Office

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'I hear voices in my head.'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'

Stonehedge

The Wellington Statue.

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'