Historical Monument Enthusiast Pillows

Bonehenge.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Cut!

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Thomas Keneally

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Posh Easter Egg

Redecorating Easter Island.

This castle manager job better be for real.

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

"I think I'm lost."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Alexander Pope

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Charles Dickens

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Stonehenge Ticket Office

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."