Memorial Artist Gifts

The mortician's lunch-box.

"Walter Farkas 1941 - 2017"

What if animals made roadside memorials?

"He loved football very much."

For your tomorrow, we gave our today.

"He was a very good boy."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

Halo Frisbee.

Veterans Day '20

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'He never listened to his mother!'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Statue fishing.

You are not forgotten!

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

"He's still in therapy."