Memorial Artist Gifts

The mortician's lunch-box.

"Walter Farkas 1941 - 2017"

What if animals made roadside memorials?

"He loved football very much."

For your tomorrow, we gave our today.

"He was a very good boy."

Michael Jackson

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Halo Frisbee.

'Forget what?'

Pet Cemetery.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Veterans Day '20

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

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A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'He never listened to his mother!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

You are not forgotten!

Too Many Genocides

Statue fishing.

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

I know they told me not to bark

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."