Tombstones Gifts

Sorry Alvin Feister...Has gone to meet his maker - please try again later.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Horse statue throws off rider.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"I think I'm lost."

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Funeral for a Cartoonist

Benefactor of children

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

April Fool's Day On Mount Rushmore.

National Mom Monument.

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

'Extraordinary! Apparently primitive cave people did say 'yabba dabba doo'.'

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

Thoughts about a comfort

I had better days. R.I.P.

Trombone Practical Jokes

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."