Tombstone Humorist Gifts

He passed away watching his favorite show...the Three Stooges

Here Lies Edward Lamb - Husband, Father & Estate Agent.

Middle-Age Superheroes

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Flight simulator'

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A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"You run into a window, too?"

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

I know they told me not to bark

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

In the houseplant cemetery.

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

Special Place in Hell...

We love the Rolling Stones...

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

A signaller directing pallbearers

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.