Tombstone Humorist Pillows

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Flight simulator'

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'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"You run into a window, too?"

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Special Place in Hell...

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

In the houseplant cemetery.

A signaller directing pallbearers

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'