Tombstone Tourist Gifts

Wouldn't stop picking at it.

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

The goblin and the sexton

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.

Cyrus Hornsby - Off the Grid at Last!

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"I get it!"

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

The refinancing didn't come through -- I say we just walk away from the project.

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

Spudhenge

Stonehenge Bowling

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

I had better days. R.I.P.

The First Spring Clean

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

Two prehistoric men struggle to lift a heavy rock near Stonehenge.

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Get moving!

Solstice June 2021