Tombstone Tourist Pillows

Wouldn't stop picking at it.

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

The goblin and the sexton

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.

Cyrus Hornsby - Off the Grid at Last!

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"I get it!"

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

Spudhenge

Stonehenge Bowling

The First Spring Clean

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

I had better days. R.I.P.

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

Two prehistoric men struggle to lift a heavy rock near Stonehenge.

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

Solstice June 2021

Get moving!

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

'I think he would have wanted it that way.'

Easter Bunny Island.

"Your teeth remind me of Stonehenge."

The Bombardment of Fredericksburg, before Army of the Potomac's Crossing