Tombstone Art Pillows

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Early Business Planning

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Park statues horse and rider.

Keister Island

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

The mortician's lunch-box.

"It's our son's Christmas list."

The goblin and the sexton

Tatooist tattooing onto mans bone via X ray machine

'I think he would have wanted it that way.'

In a cemetery a man's gravestone reads: Ran Out Of Survival Tips.

Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

"Note the arrangement of stones, the primitive inscriptions and drawings... Hopkins! We've discovered a prehistoric cartoon-a-day calendar!"

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.

"She looks hard."

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

Born Rich, Stayed Rich, Died Rich.

Statue teaching naughty kid a lesson.

Wouldn't stop picking at it.

Cemetery: One Way.

My Other Gravestone's Marble