Tombstone Enthusiast Pillows

"Damn it!...I've forgotten his name."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Juggler and Illusionist

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Veterans Day '20

Used wheels

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I get it!"

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

The Spring Break Venus

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.