Stone Enthusiast Pillows

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Damn it, I still haven't got you right! Let's try again."

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"This job is going to take a LOT of mortar."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Unlucky sculpture.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'Have you considered the carbon footprint you're causing by importing these menhirs from Wales rather than sourcing them locally?'

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Look Up.

Ethelred the Unfinished.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Used wheels

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"I call it angle-poise"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

Pottery

The first art critic

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'