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'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

Veterans Day '20

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Thank You'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

The general loved animals.

Daniel Chester French

Last Canadian WW1 veteran has passed: Lest we forget.

Memorial Day

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

Memorial Day

'You always have to be awkward, don't you!'

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

"I brought my mother along just to tick you off."

In a cemetery a man's gravestone reads: Ran Out Of Survival Tips.

"Welcome to Arlington National Cemetery. Pardon our appearance... We're expanding."

Monument

Gravestones.

For your tomorrow we gave our today.