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'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

Veterans Day '20

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"You didn't fill out our customer survey."

'Thank You'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

The general loved animals.

Last Canadian WW1 veteran has passed: Lest we forget.

Daniel Chester French

Memorial Day

Andy Griffith Tombstone.

'Wayne found Barb's devotion to her deceased first husband disconcerting,,,'

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

Franz Liszt composer

War Memorial

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

"Welcome to Arlington National Cemetery. Pardon our appearance... We're expanding."

In a cemetery a man's gravestone reads: Ran Out Of Survival Tips.

She knew you too well. Other side, stupid.

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

"I brought my mother along just to tick you off."

"He spent his entire life trying to discover a way to stop aging. How ironic that he would only realize his dream now."

Memorial Day

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

'You always have to be awkward, don't you!'

Monument

Gravestones.