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Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

Robert Manfred, 1932-2015. Finally I get the last word.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Monuments

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

The last word.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Pranking Zombies

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

"Back in 15 min."

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Too Much SOY

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

Creepy Delivery.

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."