Graveyard Explorers T-Shirts

"Will that be all, sir?"

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

He was always so darn indecisive. Here lies Bob Smith. Here lies Bob Smith. Here lies Bob Smith. Here lies Bob Smith.

I guess we'll never know what his name was. B _ _ _ r_ _ _ s _ _ k _ _ n.

Anyone need anything while I'm undead.

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Deaths from Coronavirus

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Ventriloquist Grave

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

The last word.

Pranking Zombies

Conspiracy Theory Books

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"Back in 15 min."

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Too Much SOY

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

Just unburied.