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'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Egyptian Card Play.

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

"It says: 'the end of the world is near.'"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Monuments

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

The discovery of electricity...

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Are we broke yet?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'