Tomb Explorer Mugs

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Egyptian Card Play.

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

"It says: 'the end of the world is near.'"

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Cactus seats.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

The discovery of electricity...

Monuments

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Are we broke yet?'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'