Memorial Explorer Mugs

'This is how he would have wanted to be remembered, even though he wasn't actually like that at all.'

Monuments

Captain in a storm

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

X-ray Psychology.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

A Preschool of Fish

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"It is my place!"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Musical Web

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Viola player coming through!"

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Veterans Day '20

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"You want proof? There's your proof."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)