Memorial Explorer Gifts

'This is how he would have wanted to be remembered, even though he wasn't actually like that at all.'

Monuments

Captain in a storm

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

X-ray Psychology.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

A Preschool of Fish

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"It is my place!"

Musical Web

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Viola player coming through!"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Veterans Day '20

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"You want proof? There's your proof."

Chemistry Improv Theater

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"