Monument Explorer Gifts

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

'Who are you calling ancient?'

"You're right, professor, this wouldn't be just any birthday!"

Mt. Ruffmore

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"What the hell took so long?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Monuments

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.