Monument Exploration Gifts

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"This must be Easter Island!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Alien David statue

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Marshmallows

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Here be dragons.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

A boy acting suspiciously