Monumental Explorer Gifts

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

You Are Here

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

X-ray Psychology.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Monuments

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Golf with a difference

"It is my place!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Workaholic on holiday

"Viola player coming through!"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'