Monumental Explorer Gifts

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

You Are Here

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

X-ray Psychology.

Monuments

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"It is my place!"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Golf with a difference

Workaholic on holiday

"Viola player coming through!"

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'