Metaphysical Explorer Gifts

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

The nerds in back always ran the astral projector,

Department of Metaphysics.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

Astral Projecting Babushkas

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

X-ray Psychology.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Czarcasm

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Phoenix

"It is my place!"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Nostradamus.

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"