Museums Explorer Gifts

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

"I think he was a celebrity."

Party Animals.

Culture Saturday

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Now that's an afro!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Stonehenge Explained

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The Rise of Modern Art

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Trade Show Sherpas

Rodin's Browser

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

The Cremaster Cycle

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Victorian Selfie

Greek A-Z Map,

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Folk Wedding

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."