Museums Explorer Mugs

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

"I think he was a celebrity."

Party Animals.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Culture Saturday

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Rise of Modern Art

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Rodin's Browser

Trade Show Sherpas

Stonehenge Explained

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Greek A-Z Map,

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

Victorian Selfie

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Folk Wedding

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Morning and Afternoon Paintings