Monument Explorer Mugs

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

'Who are you calling ancient?'

"You're right, professor, this wouldn't be just any birthday!"

Mt. Ruffmore

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"What the hell took so long?"

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Monuments

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"