Museum Exploring Gifts

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

At the Museum

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Wildlife

The experienced backpacker.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Easter Island legs

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Paul Klee

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Alien David statue

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Omara Portuondo

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.