Museum Tours Gifts

Old Rope

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Culture Saturday

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Party Animals.

"You're on a what?!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

The Rise of Modern Art

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."