Museum Visits Gifts

The Neapolitan Museum of Art

'It's either very good or very bad.'

"Of course it's an egg...but it's a chicken to those of us with vision..."

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."

Natural History Museum: Tree

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'They're extinct now but when I was young you'd find these everywhere...let's go to the next gallery they've got a 'bobby on the bear' and a 'postman' there.'

'I was young I needed the money . .. '

'It's titled 'Art Thief'.'

General Practitioner Museum

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

'Remember use your museum behavior, not your art gallery behavior.'

Evolution

'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

The Last Mosquito

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Art Museum field trip.

Museum of Mediocre Art.

'I think it's one of those guided tours.'

Tree in a museum.

"Do we want the label, too?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Sir, that's the burglar alarm.'

Painting blowing on man at art gallery.

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"Notice how her eyes follow your bluetooth-enabled visitor badges around the room."

Educational Experience Ahead.

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

The Masters' Early Works.