Museum Goers Gifts

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

Museum of Science. Sir Isaac Newton. "An object at rest tends to remain at rest." Old Newton must have had a car like mine.

Harry talks about pay phones.

Madame Tussauds updates its royal display.

"Hot flashes?"

"Yes it's definitely no oil painting!"

"You know darn well my maiden name wasn't Rex. Why do you ask?"

Evolution Homo Sapiens museum intelligence.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Party Animals.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'Projectile painting.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

The Rise of Modern Art

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.