Museum Goers Pillows

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

Harry talks about pay phones.

Madame Tussauds updates its royal display.

"Hot flashes?"

"Yes it's definitely no oil painting!"

Evolution Homo Sapiens museum intelligence.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Party Animals.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'Projectile painting.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

The Rise of Modern Art

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.