Museum Enthusiasts Pillows

"Luv a duck! I can't find me wallet!!"

Japanese tourists smiling at CCTV in art gallery.

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Party Animals.

Culture Saturday

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'Are we there yet?'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

The Other Cooperstown

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Raphael

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

I love Museum Shops

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack