Museum Lover Pillows

"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."

Old man mistakes tattoos for exhibit in art museum.

Wax Museum Entrance.

'What kind of calcium supplements did she take, Grandma?'

'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'

National Toilet Museum. (No Public Restroom.

Educational Experience Ahead.

"I told you Science was fun!"

"Good job?"

Clam attack!!!

'Hopkins!' Guard is shouted at after falling asleep between the breasts of a statue.

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

Sculptures in an art gallery: one titled 'Freedom' and another titled 'Trapped'.

'I'm afraid we aren't open to the public yet.'

Diplodocus skeleton in museum.

An independent vendor at the Royal BC Museum, Fred made very little money.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"With this new curator app, I can enjoy the museum's entire collection without even going inside."

An Unfortunate Museum Gift Shop

The world's first prophet was sadly wrong.

Whale Piñata.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Rodin's THE FEELER

Closed for Renovation

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"I think he was a celebrity."

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

Artist Retrospective.

Raphael

Art gallery: Neoclassical, Renaissance, Victorian, Baroque.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

Visit Our Gift Shop

"Do you really like Rembrandt, or do you simply identify with him as a white heterosexual male?"