Museum Buffs Pillows

'Isn't that rather large for a rabbit?'

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Party Animals.

Culture Saturday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

The First Fire Stick

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Sundial Time

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Lord George brings news of the debate