Museum Buffs Gifts

'Isn't that rather large for a rabbit?'

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

You're my Mona Lisa.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Party Animals.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Sundial Time

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

The First Fire Stick

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

Lord George brings news of the debate

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."