"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"
Museum Fanatic Gifts
If you’re a museum fanatic, you understand the magic of discovering art, history, and culture. Our curated collection of gifts offers witty, charming, and stylish items that embody your passion for all things museum-related. Whether it's for yourself or a fellow art enthusiast, these products make a captivating addition to any space or wardrobe. Turn your love for exploring galleries into everyday joy with our creative, museum-inspired designs.
You're my Mona Lisa.
I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.
"I think he was a celebrity."
Culture Saturday
Party Animals.
"Why don't you find a museum!"
"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"
"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."
They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!
An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.
"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."
The Other Cooperstown
Raphael
"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."
"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"
'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'
I love Museum Shops
Rodin's THE FEELER
Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack
Hall of great inventors.
'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'
Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.
Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up
"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"
Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!
It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com
The Thinker and the Doer.
"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"
Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
Whale Piñata.
Closed for Renovation
'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'
"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."
Selfie
Museum Fanatic Gifts Collection
Museum Fanatic Mugs
Explore our collection of museum enthusiast mugs and bring art-inspired humor to your mornings.
Museum Fanatic Pillows
Snuggle up with our museum-inspired pillows—ideal for adding an artistic flair to your couch or bed.
Museum Fanatic Prints
Bring art into your home with our museum-inspired prints—perfect for decorating your space with a touch of culture.
Museum Fanatic T-Shirts
Find your new favorite museum-themed t-shirt—stylish, witty, and perfect for any art lover's wardrobe.