Museum Lovers Gifts

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

Composition with climate change protester

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

'It's one of Dr Guillotin's earlier prototypes.'

Spanish Art restorers to be regulated after botched jobs

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'Are we there yet?'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The Rise of Modern Art

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."