Art Museum Lover Gifts

Vincent had little defence against coronavirus.

Larry's used art

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Alien David statue

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I think he was a celebrity."

That shows business confidence.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The height of fashion in 1796

Venus

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Use your imagination.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

The Selfie

Mr. Punch in Venice

What's an Imax cave?

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Candle Portraits.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I find that hugely offensive!"