Museum Goer Pillows

The Museum of Swine Art.

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Before they became extinct you could see these all over the place!"

A museum displays small farmers with the dodo and dinosaurs.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

Picture of a balloon floting in the air.

'Keep the wrapping.You can't return it without the original packaging.'

"The Thinker" not inspiring thought.

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Rodin's Tram Driver

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Greek Tragedy.

'Sir, that's the burglar alarm.'

Fingerprint Show

Whistler's mother and dog

"And on this spot the bank assisted it's first borrower."

'Is it a real Lichtenstein, Brad - or yet another parody?'

Rodin's Roofing Contractor

Museum: Shopping Trolley

In the Museum of Dinosores.

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Lunar Exhibit.

Rodin's Man with Christmas Present

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'I don't know about art but I like the bouncing ball'.

Smithsonian