Museumgoer Pillows

'Last child without her own cell phone' museum exhibit.

'It's described here as Adonis with a weak bladder.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

The Rise of Modern Art

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."