Museum Goer Prints

The Museum of Swine Art.

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

"Before they became extinct you could see these all over the place!"

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

A museum displays small farmers with the dodo and dinosaurs.

'Keep the wrapping.You can't return it without the original packaging.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Picture of a balloon floting in the air.

"The Thinker" not inspiring thought.

"Careful now. It's fragile."

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

"And on this spot the bank assisted it's first borrower."

Fingerprint Show

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Whistler's mother and dog

Museum: Shopping Trolley

'I don't know about art but I like the bouncing ball'.

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

In the Museum of Dinosores.

'Sir, that's the burglar alarm.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Rodin's Man with Christmas Present

'Is it a real Lichtenstein, Brad - or yet another parody?'

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Rodin's Tram Driver

Rodin's Roofing Contractor

Greek Tragedy.

"I try not to judge my doctors by the art work in their waiting rooms."

The outside of a museum with a banner that reads "Nothing by you".

Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!

"He died young."